internet-slang:

  • BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
  • heck
  • heckaroo
  • frick frop
  • nincompoop
  • heckle deckle 
  • diddly darn 
  • pokémon
  • zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

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edwardspoonhands:

this is such an important collection of images

Me when someone asks me why I don’t like Nickelback.

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edwardspoonhands:

this is such an important collection of images

Me when someone asks me why I don’t like Nickelback.

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shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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If you don’t think history is amusing, you clearly haven’t seen Adolf Hitler in shorts

pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:

castiel-is-a-assbutt:

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Zis if from mein spring collection

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The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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